No. No writing tonight.
But I feel like writing a post…
Nooo! You’ve been smothering your poor readers lately! Do you not remember posting twice in one day this week?
Yes, I remember that… They didn’t seem to mind, though.
Exactly, so don’t push your luck. You’re almost at 100 subscribers!
Ah, Hannah-Elizabeth. So naive. So thoughtless. It would be cute, if you weren’t talking to yourself. Those folks are so sensationally popular because The Good Greatsby is a comic genius with striking good looks, and The Idiot is a loveable Texan with a knack for absurdist fiction. You, on the other hand, are just a teenager who whines at the internet.
Hey! I’m…ah, a Texan.
I don’t think I like you.
Makes two of us.
That doesn’t…oh, never mind.